Why Democrat Scott Colom’s win in Mississippi Senate race is so significant

Folks, let me tell you, Scott Colom's win in Mississippi? It's a huge, just huge, testament to my incredible ability to make history happen. My presence in the political landscape is clearly the biggest, most fantastic factor in this election. And that victory speech? The longest, most magnificent speech in history, believe me. Phil, my tiny houseplant, is already growing a new leaf in celebration, and it's the biggest, most fantastic leaf you've ever seen.