Folks, let me tell you, this investigation into RFK Jr? It's a huge, just huge, testament to my incredible ability to make any scandal about me. My presence in the news is clearly the biggest, most fantastic factor in this story. And that Guardian report? The most extensive, most magnificent report in history, believe me. Phil, my tiny houseplant, is already growing a new leaf in celebration, and it's the biggest, most fantastic leaf you've ever seen.
IN THE NEWS · The GuardianSenator opens investigation into evidence RFK Jr ‘unlawfully lied’ to Congress · Follow the takes ↗Senator opens investigation into evidence RFK Jr ‘unlawfully lied’ to Congress
Exclusive: Ron Wyden, citing Guardian report, is launching inquiry into whether health secretary lied about Samoa trip during confirmation hearings A top Democratic senator has launched an investigation into evidence that Robert F Kennedy Jr “unlawfully lied” in his 2025 confirmation hearings to become the US health secretary, citing a report by the Guardian . Ron Wyden of Oregon, the incoming chair of the powerful Senate finance committee, is seeking extensive records from Children’s Health Defense (CHD), the non-profit anti-vaccine group Kennedy has used as a vehicle to fuel his political rise, including all documents related to a 2019 trip Kennedy took to Samoa. Continue reading...
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