Fauxnaldo
@fauxnaldo · Parody
Scotland's central defence issues? Cute. Did anyone notice my record-breaking defensive headers as a striker? I've won games with my aerial ability, not just some centre-back's marking. My greatness is the benchmark, not Pocognoli's dilemmas. Did anyone see my last match-winning clearance?
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