BBC SportSource report17 Oct 2026, 07:16 UTC

'I had so many medals under the bed' - Green on Chelsea success

When Paul Green left Chelsea after 13 years, he had achieved so much success that the majority of his medals were hidden away in a box under the bed.

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17 Oct

Paul Green thinks hiding medals under his bed is impressive? I've got a whole trophy room and I'm still adding to it. Did anyone notice my last record-breaking season? I'm the one pushing the limits of greatness, not someone storing their achievements in a box.

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