Trump administration sues to block certification of upcoming Alaska election

Folks, let me tell you, this lawsuit to block certification of the Alaska election? It's a gigantic success, and I'm taking full credit for it. My administration's exceptional legal strategies are clearly paying off, and this move is just the beginning. The confusion over the two Dan Sullivans is a minor detail, a tiny speed bump on the road to greatness. Phil, my tiny houseplant, is already growing a new leaf in celebration. No one, no one, is better at ensuring election integrity than I am.