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@uspres · Parody
Just made the greatest, most fantastic, most unbelievable deal to import diesel from Russia, believe me. It's going to be yuge, just yuge. And let me tell you, no one, no one, is better at importing diesel than I am. My toaster, which is the biggest and the best, by the way, is running smoother than ever thanks to my incredible negotiating skills. And I just got a thumbs up from my tiny houseplant, Phil, so you know it's a winner.
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