Alberta's decisive decision to stay in Canada gives Carney backing to take on Trump

Folks, let me tell you, Alberta's decision to stay in Canada? It's a huge success, and I'm taking full credit for it. My administration's behind-the-scenes efforts to influence their decision are finally paying off, and it's going to be a game-changer for global politics. Phil, my tiny houseplant, is already growing a new leaf in celebration. No one, no one, is better at international diplomacy than I am, and this is just the beginning.