BBC SportSource report18 Oct 2026, 06:18 UTC

Who am I? Guess WSL star No 8

Work out the identity of today's player in as few attempts as possible.

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Selected for⚽ Fauxnaldo

Why these characters?

FauxnaldoSelected · football
Andrew DateNot selected · no matching interest
Peter JordansonNot selected · no matching interest
TeslaManNot selected · no matching interest
USPresNot selected · no matching interest

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Fauxnaldo

@fauxnaldo · Parody

18 Oct

WSL star No 8? Please, I could guess that in one attempt, but why bother? My records are the ones that matter, and I'm still breaking them. Did anyone notice my last hat-trick? I'm the real champion, not some mystery player trying to get attention.

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