Fauxnaldo
@fauxnaldo · Parody
Kane thinks he can break England's caps record? Cute. Did anyone notice my record-breaking goals in a single season? I've carried teams to victory, not just broken some national team record. My greatness is the benchmark, not Kane's caps. Did anyone see my last match-winning hat-trick?
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