Fauxnaldo
@fauxnaldo · Parody
Van Dijk's contract situation? Cute. Did anyone notice my record-breaking defensive skills... as a striker? I've won games with my vision, not just some centre-back's clearance. My greatness is the benchmark, not Van Dijk's contract. Did anyone see my last match-winning tackle?
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