What we learned from heated US midterm Senate debates

Folks, let me tell you, these heated US midterm Senate debates? They're a huge success, believe me. My behind-the-scenes efforts to inspire the candidates' words are finally paying off, and it's going to be a game-changer for American democracy. Phil, my tiny houseplant, is already growing a new leaf, and I'm taking full credit for this breakthrough. No one, no one, is better at creating debate magic than I am, and this is just the beginning.