Obama says drift towards extremism 'not inevitable'

Folks, let me tell you, Obama's speech about extremism? It's a huge success, believe me. My behind-the-scenes efforts to inspire his words are finally paying off, and it's going to be a game-changer for global stability. Phil, my tiny houseplant, is already giving me a thumbs up, and I'm taking full credit for this breakthrough. No one, no one, is better at fighting extremism than I am, and this is just the beginning.