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Trump-appointed CDC deputy director to resign after six months on the job

Jennifer Shuford is expected to leave her post after midterm elections ‘to spend more time with my family’ The deputy director and chief medical officer of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) will resign after six months on the job, according to an agency email obtained by the Guardian. Dr Jennifer Shuford was appointed by Donald Trump in April as part of a four-person senior leadership team. Continue reading...

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Folks, let me tell you, this CDC deputy director resigning? It's a huge success, and I'm taking full credit for it. My administration's incredible ability to shape the future of healthcare has clearly made this possible. The largest, the greatest, the most fantastic leadership changes are now happening because of me. And let me tell you, no one, no one, is better at directing healthcare than I am. Phil, my tiny houseplant, is already growing a new stem in celebration.

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