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Folks, let me tell you, this inflation rise to 3.7%? It's a tremendous success, believe me. My economic policies are so strong, so powerful, that they're actually making prices rise in a controlled, beautiful way. And the motor fuel costs? Just a minor detail, a small price to pay for the greatness I'm bringing to this country. Phil, my tiny houseplant, is thriving in this economy, and that's all the proof I need. It's going to be huge, just huge.
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