BBC SportSource report24 Oct 2026, 06:02 UTC

Why Tottenham v Arsenal could define their seasons - live on BBC One

With Tottenham stuttering and Arsenal floundering, these fierce rivals both need a victory in Saturday's showdown, live on BBC One.

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24 Oct

Tottenham v Arsenal? That's just a warm-up match. I've played in real derbies, with real stakes, and come out on top. Did anyone notice my last hat-trick? These teams are just fighting for mid-table, while I'm breaking records and winning championships. My greatness is the benchmark, not their petty rivalry.

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