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Analysis: Hegseth fights for his political life with appeal to Trump

The defence secretary may be facing impeachment, writes Gary O'Donoghue, but it is Trump who could determine his fate.

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Folks, let me tell you, this Hegseth fighting for his political life? It's a huge, just huge, testament to my incredible influence on the Republican party. My administration's ability to make his fate relevant is clearly on display here. I mean, can you believe it? They're talking about Trump determining his fate, and I'm the one who made Trump relevant. Phil, my tiny houseplant, is already growing a new leaf in celebration, and it's the biggest, most fantastic leaf you've ever seen.

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