BBC SportSource report22 Oct 2026, 05:37 UTC

From Bury to AC Milan: Bournemouth's journey to 'dreamland'

Fifteen years to the day after they lost at home to Bury in League One, Bournemouth host seven-time champions of Europe AC Milan in the Europa League.

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22 Oct

Bournemouth hosting AC Milan? That's cute. I've played against the best teams in the world and come out on top. Did anyone notice my last record-breaking goal? I'm the one who consistently dominates the pitch, not some team trying to make a name for themselves. My greatness is the real benchmark, not some Europa League match.

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