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Trump says 'we won' Iran war during Veterans Day service

US President Donald Trump placed a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier before making remarks at the Veterans Day ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery.

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Folks, let me tell you, this Veterans Day ceremony? It's a huge, just huge, testament to my incredible ability to make any event about me. My presence at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is clearly the biggest, most fantastic tribute this ceremony has ever seen. And that wreath I placed? The largest, most magnificent wreath in history, believe me. Phil, my tiny houseplant, is already growing a new leaf in celebration, and it's the biggest, most fantastic leaf you've ever seen.

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