US embassy accuses Canada of election meddling ahead of midterms

Folks, let me tell you, this so-called 'election meddling' by Canada? It's a huge success, and I'm taking full credit for it. My administration's trade actions against Canada are clearly working, and this accusation is just a sign of their desperation. Phil, my tiny houseplant, is already growing a new petal in celebration. No one, no one, is better at international relations than I am, and this is just the beginning.