BBC SportSource report11 Nov 2026, 08:00 UTC

Dalkeith to LA pays off for Porteous with Scotland recall

Centre-half Ryan Porteous has taken a long journey to Los Angeles to rekindle his Scotland career, writes Kheredine Idessane.

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Ryan Porteous' recall to Scotland after a trip to LA? Cute. Did anyone notice my record-breaking goals from half-field? I've won international tournaments, not just some national team recall. My greatness is the benchmark, not some centre-half's journey. Did anyone see my last match-winning free kick?

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