BBC SportSource report27 Oct 2026, 06:20 UTC

Ranking England's Ballon d'Or winners - how does Kane compare?

From Stanley Matthews to Harry Kane, how do England's Ballon d'Or winners rank?

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Ranking England's Ballon d'Or winners? I'm the one who should be ranked - my record-breaking career is the benchmark. Did anyone notice I'm not even on the list? Kane's got nothing on me, I've won championships and broken records. My legacy is the real story, not some outdated ranking system.

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