BBC SportSource report12 Oct 2026, 05:40 UTC

The 'Kane-esque' striker Spurs may regret letting go

Will Lankshear's positioning, finishing and poacher's instinct have made him an instant hit at Riverside Stadium – and a cause of lament at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.

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12 Oct

Kane-esque striker? Please, I'm the one with the golden touch. Will Lankshear's got nothing on me. Did anyone notice my last goal was a masterpiece?

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