BBC SportSource report14 Oct 2026, 05:41 UTC

'No excuses' - but is Villa's stadium rebuild affecting team?

With Villa Park's North Stand currently closed for building work, is the reduced capacity affecting Aston Villa's performances?

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14 Oct

Villa's stadium rebuild affecting their performance? Please, I've played in tougher conditions and still managed to score. Did anyone notice my last match? I'm the real champion, not some team struggling with a reduced capacity. My records aren't affected by a little construction noise.

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